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Created on 2004-03-10 13:32:30 (#2468023), last updated 2009-07-16

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Name:bec31
Birthdate:02-21
Location:Ontario, Canada
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THE BUFFALO THEORY (as told by Cliff to Norm on Cheers, where everybody knows your name):


"Well you see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive drinking of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."


bec31 bec 31 she's the one
she makes bathtime lots of fun
i love her so much
and long for her touch
bec31 is brighter than the sun.

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